I thought I would blog a little about another unique experience we had, traveling on a really budget airline.
Now what is a really budget airline? It is one that takes Southwest Air’s basic model, and really expands (or contracts) it.
The one we flew on was Ryanair. On Ryanair, their average ticket price is $20 to $40, and that is to fly across Europe. Now $20 is not some special promotion fare, that is the usual fare. It is even much cheaper than trains. But believe it or not, Ryanair is one of the most profitable airlines. It is a very interesting business model.
Now for $20 to $40 (plus tax), all you basically get is safe transportation between point A and point B. Anything else (and I mean anything else, costs you). They are a fully a-la-cart airline.
Here are some of the things you get or don’t get for that $20 flight.
-First and most importantly is baggage. You are allowed one free 18 pound bag to carry on board with you. If you have a purse, laptop bag, newspaper or anything else, it has to be in that single carry-on bag (so you don’t get your bag plus your purse). They are militant about it. They weigh and measure suspicious bags as you age getting on. If you are caught with more than one bag OR exceed the weight/dimension, they check it for you and charge you a very high check in fee.
-If you do need to check a bag, like all airlines anymore, they charge you a hefty fee. But their fee for a checked bag is about twice as high as what is now normal. So you are greatly encouraged to not check a bag. Then Ryanair has to hire less baggage handlers.
-They charge you more to use certain credit cards. You get charged nothing if you pay with their Ryanair Visa.
-If you want to get on the plane in the first boarding group, you pay an additional “priority fee”. Otherwise, you go to the end of the line, regardless of when you checked-in. If you have small children or difficulty getting on the plane, you are encouraged to purchase a propriety ticket.
-They do not have airport check-in at most airports or even kiosks. It has to be done on-line and printed at home (saves on ticket people and buying kiosks). Sometimes they even charge you to check-in electronically.
-The planes do not typically pull up to the terminal or use jetways (as I assume parking a plane at the terminal cost the airline more money). Instead, you walk down the stairs, go outside and walk across the tarmac and up some stairs directly onto the plane. The reverse occurs when you land.
-The plane’s seats do not recline (that way they do not break).
-There is no pouch in the back of the seat (too much to clean).
-As soon as the cabin instructions are given by the flight attendants, they turn into sales people. They walk up and down the aisle the entire trip selling perfume, smokeless electronic cigarettes, lottery tickets (yes, lottery tickets), rental car deals, food, and anything else you can imagine. As we are landing, they leave their sales job and turn back into flight attendants. This is hilarious.
-They only fly and book direct flights. Meaning, you cannot book a connecting flight together (they have no hub system). So, if they do not go directly to a city you want, you have to buy a second ticket, many times on a different airline, and handle your own baggage.
-They tend to fly into the older airports that are not used as much (like Southwest uses Love Field and Midway). However, some with airports (like Frankfurt-Hahn) it takes a two hour bus ride to get into the city. Similar with Paris and London, you are not flying into Heathrow or DeGaulle. It can be quite a trip to get into the main city from the airport.
-They do not fly every route, everyday. In fact, most routes are only flown three or four days a week, one time that day. So, if you want to return on a Sunday- they might only fly on Saturdays and Tuesdays, and a single flight time to chose. When we came back from Dublin- I wanted to come home Sunday. But all they had was a Saturday at 5 p.m. route. This way their planes are full by not having too many routes too often.
-If the airport raises their landing fees- then they stop flying there and start flying somewhere else. They tend to pit small city against small city in the same region.
-Absolutely no food or drink (even water) is given for free. All is available, but at a cost.
-Punctuality is very important. They put you on the plane early, and shut the door 20 minutes before the flight is schedule to leave. They frequently pull away 10 minutes before they are scheduled to assure punctuality. So unless you are early- you are late. No running down the aisle to catch the flight at the last minute.
-The CEO of Ryan was recently interviewed. He is looking at two new cost savings measures. First, he thinks bathrooms take up too much space on an airplane (most airplanes have one in the front and two in the back). He wants to remove the back two bathrooms to allow for more seats. Then charge to use the front one. This charge will minimize people who want to use it.
Secondly, are seats. He likes the bus idea, where there are some seats and some people stand and hold on to rails. He is interested in adding some handles, and charging less for those standing positions (or charging more to get a seat- depending on how you look at it).
-Does all this work- yes! We took 3 Ryanair flights over 10 days. With six people, that is 18 legs. I paid $650 for all 18 tickets, or about $35 a ticket (and we were flying from East/Central Europe to very Western Europe).
-That said, we all packed very lightly, three outfits per person (we wore one of those, so two packed outfits). No purses, or even my coveted red backpack. No food or drinks purchased, and we stood at the end of the lines and never sat next to each other on the plane. We also had to pick the places and dates of our vacation around the airline schedule- not the other way around.
So, if you are a real minimalist- then these budget airlines are a real bargain. Given all the above- Ryanair is the fasting growing airline in Europe. They are also not the only one- many with the same business model are appearing (EasyJet, Wizz).
Now my question is (or one that people will be asking)- you do give up a lot of service for a $35 flight. However, with all the American airline companies starting to charge for everything, too (last week it was announced there will be a charge for blankets)- people will ask why they still pay $400 for the flight.
(PS- I just looked at taking the family back to Germany. The ticket prices from Gdansk to Frankfurt-Hahn are $6.53 a ticket (yes, 6 bucks)- NO additional fees or taxes. So, is that worth a couple hour bus ride......).
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